Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Section correspondent, on his way for a full split-personality evaluation felt tired, took a rest and read Ben Carson has the same problems. With Ben Carson, the Doctor and the Politician Can Vary Sharply.
As a surgeon, Dr. Carson was praised for his dedication and attention to detail, but as a candidate, he has sometimes seemed imprecise or ill informed. But even as a doctor, he lost 4 out of 5 of his famous joined-at-the-head twins. And that was his specialty. Batting .200 as a world famous doctor doesn’t inspire confidence, thought Marquel.
Marquel asked Carson and Carson made an extraordinary announcement. “I’m going to operate on Donald Trump in the near future,” he said.
“No but closer than you think. I’m going to perform my joined at the head operation.” He said.
“Twins come in all forms. Trump is joined at the head with Spiro Agnew. I’m going to separate them.” Said Carson.
“Yes. Ever heard of him? He’s attached to Trump at the head.”
“Nattering nabobs of negitavism” corrected Carson.
“Yes Agnew and trump are joined at the head. I’m going to free them from each other.” Said Carson.
“Don’t matter. Joined at the head, always joined at the head.” He said.
Carson was slipping two pairs of rubber gloves over his hands as he spoke. “Right now.” He said, and disappeared.
” One slum is as good as another.” That must have been Agnew’s voice, dead or not. Then, suddenly, “I have a great relationship with the blacks.” Definitely Trump.
“Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.” Agnew!
Suddenly I heard, “You know, it doesn’t really matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” That was definitely Trump. Suddenly Carson appeared, spattered with blood. He held his hands high, like Rocky.
“I separated the two, disposed of Agnew, and Trump is already walking about.” Said Carson.
“Funny. Once I separated Agnew, Trump was quiet.” He said.
“Not a whisper.” Said Carson.
- That was before #Bush-Cheney.