St. Melania at Work

A little boy who I visited today & had been waiting for a heart transplant will be receiving one! After talking to the Pope, Melania Trump has generously donated Donald‘s heart to... Read more »

Proudly Made in America – Presidential Sexual Assault

“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch, But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful.... Read more »

TheWeekholeView Executiving Orders

Here at TPV we have not been trumped. But we do feel bumbed out, and here is what did it for us during these last few days of Trump executiving: Read more »

PigMan or Man-Child

In a remarkable—if likely controversial—feat, scientists announced today that they have created the first successful human-animal hybrids. The media hails the project as proving the impossible that human cells can be introduced into a... Read more »

Trump d’Oeil, Samantha, Doris, and the Feminist Mystique

Donald Trump has called women various names, but what we hear most is the qualifiers “dog,” “bimbo,” and “fat pig.” Now, I believe the man knows a bimbo when he sees one:... Read more »

New York City & Calgary Sister Cities with Rouen

Breaking News, New York City, UN Headquarters  – In an unprecedented move, the mayors of New York City, #Calgary and #Rouen spoke in front of the General Assembly today to promote the... Read more »

TheWeekholeView Trumped Up

Here, at TPV, some days are more equal than others, and yesterday’s first GOP 2016 Presidential Debate trumped up all others: Man from Fox : Trump are you pledging not to run as... Read more »

Hill’s Makeover or Trump’s Combover? That Is a Question

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Combover Section correspondent, was tanning his toes, when he read Donald Trump, Pushing Someone Rich, Offers Himself. Marquel celebrated Trump’s entry into the Republican presidential primaries because, in Marquel estimation,... Read more »

News on the Personification of Corporations – The Harvard Club Is Making Forays into Personhood. A Boorish Person.

By the time we are six we learn that there is no Santa Claus. Then, a year later, the Easter Bunny leaves us too. By the time we hold our first job... Read more »

Giuliani Out of Presidential Race—Unsure of Lunch Plans

Oct 11 (Reuters) – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani said on Tuesday he will not enter the race for the Republican nomination to run for U.S. president in 2012. Giuliani said it... Read more »