Stone Lifting – Athletic Attraction in the Basque Country. Tourists Ask for Refunds

The New York Times’ foreign correspondent recently bought a world map and wrote: Stone Lifting as Sport in the Basque Country. Marquel, the TPV Times correspondent, discovered the hidden truth: Tourism ministry suggests hide... Read more »

Japan Says It Will Resume Whaling Off Antarctica. For research. With soy sauce.

The New York Times reported: Japan Says It Will Resume Whaling Off Antarctica. Only experimental, they say despite tasting panel in research plans. Read more »

NYC Feral Cat Control: little old ladies collect cats; cats slaughter birds

Vying for the pest control Pulitzer Prize award, The New York Times published: A No-Kill Approach to Feral Cat Control. Marquel, the TPVs Times Correspondent found the catch: NYC little old ladies... Read more »

Beaming Good Cheer to a Norwegian Town’s Dark Days – Mirrors replace the sun

For lack of more interesting news, The New York Times published: Beaming Good Cheer to a Norwegian Town’s Dark Days. Marquel, TPVs Times Sun correspondent, flew to Norway and found out that... Read more »

Pakistan Charges 9-month old “Babyface Khan” With Murder

The New York Times has started its global reach by publishing: Rounding Up Suspects, Pakistan Charges a Baby. No intimidated by this, Marquel, TPVs Times Global trotter corresponded Read more »

Best, Brightest and Rejected: Elite Colleges Turn Away Up to 95%.The most elite is rejecting 100%

The NY Times is again in the business of spreading rumors: Best, Brightest and Rejected: Elite Colleges Turn Away Up to 95%. The truth is bleaker and Marquel, TPV’s Times National Education Read more »

The Faces of Power, From the Portraitist in Chief – Open and charming, closed and opaque

The New York Times found space to print: The Faces of Power, From the Portraitist in Chief. Marquel, TPVs Times Presidential art correspondent,  found time to add “whose portraits are, Read more »

Marquel on Marquel

There was really nothing in the Times today plus Marquel was laid up in the hospital on Friday for a small procedure so he had little to write about. Read more »

Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifyin​g At-Risk Soldiers

The New York Times keeps posting opinion pieces: Army Base Shooting Highlights Difficulty in Identifying At-Risk Soldiers. Taking the cue from its master, Marquel, TPVs Times Sharpshoot​ing correspond​ent winks: as long as... Read more »

Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. The Deaf Don’t Get It.

The New York Times only reported: Florida: ‘Warning Shot’ Bill Is Sent to Governor. Marquel, TPVs Times correspondent, understood its implication: Now you can fire your gun while standing your ground and warning... Read more »

Bishops Follow Pope’s Example: Opulence Is Out. Eviction Is in

The NY Times published this article: Bishops Follow Pope’s Example: Opulence Is Out. Thank God Marquel, TPVs Times Religion and Opulence correspondent was on the job and wrote that:Seminaries search for new... Read more »

Before a Hearing on G.M. Defects, Document Points to an Inconsistency, other documents point to lies.

The NY Times is in belligerent mood: Before a Hearing on G.M. Defects, Document Points to an Inconsistency.  Marquel, TPVs Times Correspondent, exudes tranquility and points to Mary Barra’s incompetence. Read more »

U.S. and Israel Discuss Releasing American Spy

The center right NY Times rightfully writes: . Marquel, TPVs Times correspondent motes that discussion of the price of raisins, pistachios, and pomellos should remain on the table. Read more »

New G.O.P. Bid to Limit Voting in Swing States. Black Districts to vote at local zoos

The New York Times finally got it right: New G.O.P. Bid to Limit Voting in Swing States. Marquel, though, got the nuances: White districts to vote at three star restaurants, high end... Read more »