In a desire to stand by his Bostonian wife Hillary’s decision to be known as Hilaria the Spaniard, famed family man and Baldwin brother, Alec is giving his sperm a run for its money.
A nurse confirmed to PEOPLE on Monday that Alec Baldwin had welcomed his sixth child (not by Kim Basinger) via FedEx. Yes, a long time ago, Alec had a more interesting life. Now, he reproduces at Kinko’s.
Alec defended the surrogacy saying that his 7th child (counting Ireland) had to be carried by a surrogate, because Hilaria was way too busy conjugating verbs:
Soy española, Soy española, Soy española.
By the way, does anyone remember when Alec made movies instead of children?
“Tess, would you marry me?
“Is that an answer?
“You want another answer you ask another girl.
TPV surely hopes this is his view of the road rising up to meet him and not him stumbling down some cul-de-sac.