In a desire to stand by his Bostonian wife Hillary’s decision to be known as Hilaria the Spaniard, famed family man and Baldwin brother, Alec is giving his sperm a run for its money.
A nurse confirmed to PEOPLE on Monday that Alec Baldwin had welcomed his sixth child (not by Kim Basinger) via FedEx. Yes, a long time ago, Alec had a more interesting life. Now, he reproduces at Kinko’s.
Alec defended the surrogacy saying that his 7th child (counting Ireland) had to be carried by a surrogate, because Hilaria was way too busy conjugating verbs:
Soy española, Soy española, Soy española.