Spicer Briefings by PigeonGrams!
In a surprising new twist for our decaying democracy, TPV has been invited to attend the West Wing briefings. The invitation was delivered by...
American Jews Contemplate Safe Haven in Germany
As unbelievable as may read, not all Americans threw their Yarmulke in the air after the Muslim Ban. Curious as they may be to...
The Trump Presidency – Vaccine against Alternative Facts
In a new BBC report the appearance of fake news on websites and social media was said to have inspired scientists to develop a "vaccine"...
He Will Be Missed
TPV would like to say something nice to the departing U.S. President. Thus, we will distribute his message:
My fellow Americans,
It's a long-standing tradition for...
American Democratic Politics – Their Finest Soviet Hour
The New York Times writes today that 19,000 internal Democratic Party emails released on Friday by WikiLeaks, set off a frenzy on the eve of...
An American Vigilante Story
Chris Simcox, the former leader of the Minuteman border vigilante group, was sentenced to 19.5 years in prison Monday, bringing an end to a sex-abuse case involving...
Up a Stump, Trump
Donald Trump just offered a lengthy defense of his earlier comments on the overseeing lawsuits against his now defunct Trump University.
The presumptive Republican nominee said critics...
Establishment Bananisment. Democratic Theocratic
In the 1972 Robert Redford film The Hot Rock, a gang of thieves triggers a post-hypnotic suggestion using the phrase: Afghanistan Bananistan. In response,...
Eugene Ionesco to Join the US Supreme Court
Breaking News from the US Congress: In an unprecedented move, the US Congress has approved TPV's nomination for the US Supreme Court recently opened...
Scalia to Lie …More
The New York Times just announced that Scalia Was to Lie in State in Great Hall of the Supreme Court. Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Lying...
Croutons and Creams: Hirrary’s Pennis Re-thinks Campaign Strategy
Autumns Breeze, Ladys Island, South Carolina (via Tops 4 Trump Dating App): Croshondola was minding her own business, skip-walking down to South #Cackalackians for...
The Fatbook and Fakebook Nations Collapse
Cronut Factory, Icing Department (via TrumpType on eyePhone) Croshondola was knee-deep in cronuts when she read Cris Crispys Fatbook page, which said he...
Jeff Cohen’s Right – Hill-Billy Clinton Turns Stand-Up Comic
Jeff Cohen is cofounder of RootsAction.org, founder of the media watch group FAIR, and director of the Park Center for Independent Media at Ithaca College got Hill-Billy's number: she...
Hillary’s Planned Parenthood Endorsement Feels Like an Abortion
Marquel TPV's NYTimes My Enemies' Friends Are My Enemies' Friends Section correspondent, was considering gender reassignment surgery, when he read Planned Parenthood, In Its First...