Carsonism on Islam
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Flea Speech Section correspondent found time to read G.O.P. Field Wrestles With Questions on Islam and the Presidency.
Donald J. Trump's handling...
Clinton’s SuperPac – Hefty
If anything else, hefty is what the Clinton's SuperPac stands for. With $25 million raised in July alone, the rich in search for government-backed...
Hillary, the Bettors’ Favorite Horse
Eyes are smiling on #HillaryClinton for now, with a top betting site giving her the best odds to win the 2016 presidential election, at least...
The Elderly, Sometimes a Man’s Best Friend
Older People Are Invisible in Key Data, Study Warns, and Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Ralph Ellison Section correspondent, wandered in the desert for about 10 minutes.
Vast...
Sanders Ahead of Hillary,Who’s too Blind to See Him
Bernie Sanders is leading Hillary in various polls, but Hillary is too blind to notice it.
Hillary cannot concentrate on more than one issue a...
When in America Do Like Trump
Donald Trump Says Jeb Bush Should Stop Speaking Spanish. According to Trump, Americans speak English, Mexicans speak Mexican, and Canadians speak Canadian. Marquel agreed...
Kim Davis. A Life Made by News
Rowan County clerk Kim Davis got her job when her mamma retired from that same job because 49, Kim's clock started ticking for Social security...
Barry & Michelle — The Mountain High
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Mounting Rights Section correspondent, was having eggs over easy, when he read that 3,000 Miles From Denali, Ohio Fumes Over Renaming...
Trading in Crispy Crisps, Jindling Stick & Hillarious Ink
Croshondola’s 2016 Erection Tchotchkes, Incorporated
New York, NY (Manhole View HQ) – via Windows 97 – Croshondola, agonizing over her realization that what she...
Got a Penis, Mister?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes Section correspondent was looking into his briefs briefly, when he stopped to read...
I Wanna Be Your Woman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Be Careful What You Wish For Section correspondent, was searching for the untold virtues of silence, when he read that
The...
Upon Dropping in Polls, HIRRARY Asks TWATTER 4Policy Solutions Written in Emoji, Drops 2...
Tandy, Wyoming (Estate Sale) - via Kindleberry -
“How does Hirrary make you feel? Tell MHV in Three Emojis or Less,” Croshondola, the Pothole...
Hillary Clinton Tells the FBI She Is Innocent of Typing
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton's lawyer has given the Federal Bureau of Investigation Clinton's private email server and a thumb drive of work-related emails...
Republican Debait RE-CAP: Cris Crispy Participates, BUTT No Gay Talk
Hell, Michigan (Waffle House), via Teletype— Croshondola, the Pothole View’s Manhole View correspondent, reports from the field:
After the forced gay marriages thingy happened in...
