World: America’s Open for Business. All Bids Accepted!

Either the Republican contingent is high on mushrooms, or English is not my first language. Either way, the #RasmussenPropaganda in funny. For those folks, Trump is riding a wave of momentum from... Read more »

Netanyahu Named Secretary of Trump’s Border Security

Marquel listened to the broadcast ‘The Daily’: Trump’s Border Wall and then leafed through the paper: “Trump Annexes all of Latin America, names Netanyahu Secretary of Border Security.” It was a stunning... Read more »

Donald the Shithole Chief

During a discussion with a bipartisan group of lawmakers at the White House on Thursday, President Trump was heard using language derivative of hole, over and over and over again, as if he... Read more »

Wearing Clueless by Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is a fashionista. And as a fashionista she claimed to appreciate Oprah’s Golden Globe Speech. Ivanka Trump✔@IvankaTrump  Just saw @Oprah's empowering & inspiring speech at last night’s #GoldenGlobes. Let’s all... Read more »

Time’s Up, Upper, and the Uppest

Eight actresses sick of their spouses, the loved or tolerated significant other, or just “not in a relationship”  brought gender and racial justice activists as their guests to the Golden Globe Awards Sunday evening.... Read more »

Oh Sarah, Breitbart Is Your Next Call

Oh Sarah, here we go again I can’t get past the pain of what you try to say to me I’m too old now to learn what you are trying to say... Read more »

The Sound of Fire and the Fury: Book Review

On January 9th, a new book will hit the book stands. Melania T. believes those will be the bargain fiction stands. Wishful thinking. Trump’s intricate though not profound masterpiece — his American... Read more »

The Etymology of Overcompensation

In the new year, the only compensation most of us will get is Trump’s over-compensation. It won’t be monetary. Most likely nuclear. Which brings us to the main question: Has anybody had... Read more »

Having Hatched All He Could Hatch, Orin Goes Sayonara

Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah), the longest-serving Republican senator, announced Tuesday he will retire at the end of the year. The move opens the door to a likely run for the Utah seat by former... Read more »

Trump and the Supermoon

On this first day of 2018, at 5 p.m. EST (2200 GMT), the January full moon will arrive at perigee, its closest point to Earth in an orbit. Our lunar companion reaches an extreme... Read more »

TheWeekholeView on 2017

Here at TPV things get meaning while they fall through the hole we create for them. 2017 has been mostly Trump and Hillary, and here’s our good riddance to the their duo,... Read more »

Happy Festivus to the RestofUS

Daily Journal 12-23-17 Donald J. Trump [TPV has exclusive access to some of Donald Trump’s journal entries thanks to our relationship with a soon to be former White House aide—we can’t divulge... Read more »

ISIS Recession

Ahead of the Trump-induced US recession, ISIS proves it’s ahead of us, having reached rock bottom, and accepting applications from all available Erics and Juniors of the world. This morning a suicide-bomber... Read more »

Why Would I Wear This?

In the spirit of the 2017 Holiday Season, TPV presents TPV’s Fashion Ethicist: “Why Would I Wear This?” “Why Would I Wear This?” To avoid distress?            ... Read more »