The best four moments of the 57th Grammy Awards were shockingly not related to music but to the people who brought us atonal tonalities, aka amusical crap:
4. Kimye‘s hubby stage-bombed during Beck’s shocking Album of the Year win. An irrepresible feminist, Kanye wanted to give that Grammy to Beyonce because Jay-Z was probably asleep on Madge’s lap.
3. Sia reminded us how much of a fan of the Adams Family franchise she is.
2. Lady Gaga‘s chaperon of the night, poor grandpa Bennett, was briefly in danger of becoming gaga seeing a nipple last night during a photo shoot. Luckily it briefly happened when he was yawning.
1. Madonna showed us all her rump, and it did not cause any rumpus, being unappetizing. Stay cool dear woman!
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By DANA NEACSU: Hair, Nip, Rump and Kanye
Kind of mean about Madonna’s poor little tushie, it would probably be just fine if it wasn’t squished into, what is that, a little push up bra? Who helps her dress – we’re constantly helping our little ones get the right clothes in the right places.
I don’t know about style, and I shouldn’t be saying anything about the woman who single handedly (double boobedly?) ushered in the modern, underwear on the outside era? But regular panties would probably feel a whole lot better. I mean for her.
I love the little dance thing in the first video!
Cousin Itt.Does she sound like Itt when she sings? Does she sing, if you’d asked I would have guessed that Sia was a kind of car?