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Iowa Votes Using George Soros Money for Recess Burgers

Breaking News from Munich, Billionaire George Soros expressed his regrets he had been backing Obama all along. When TPV reached out to the man to remind him Barry was not in this race, George smiled,

Good, because I never meant to give him money. I always wanted to give it to Bill.

When our envoy to Munich reminded George there was no Bill in this race he continued.

You are mistaking. We all support Bill. Without Bill Eastern Europe would have remained inaccessible to my charities, and my money would have remained just my money. I want Bill.

Flying back to Iowa, our correspondent noted Hillary’s response to the generous Soros charity:

Soros to become the next Supreme Court Justice in the Hillary Administration.