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Is This Really Happening?

Croshondala, the Manhole View’s  Correspondent, reports from the field:
Chris Crispy is running for president.  His campaign video is linked here and it begins in his voiceover, “I get accused a lot of times of being too fat, and too round, and eating what’s on my plate a little too loudly.”
Based on what we see and what we hear, Chris Crispy seems to be the candidate of the people so fat that they cannot hide it anywhere. Are they the majority of the American electorate? Croshondala will let us know.
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CROSHONDALA: Is This Really Happening?