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Pause and Call Mom, Governor Cuomo Tells New Yorkers

After getting into a row with his younger brother, Chris, for forgetting to call his mom, Governor Andrew Cuomo decided that all New Yorkers needed to call their moms.

So, days later the New York Governor doesn’t order us at home by 8:00 PM, instead he asks us to stay at home and call mom. We are in active PAUSE, starting on Sunday at 8:00 PM. The Governor will provide each one of us the one phone number we should have memorized, but haven’t, and a quarter to make that call free of charge.

Immigrants can use telepathy.

Otherwise, Friday the 20th was a terrific day.