Clarification 1: Sarah is a hunter not a speaker, and especially not a speaker of proper English -subjunctive “If I were in charge” is not what Sarah uses to express wishful thinking. When Sarah wants something:
- Sarah shoots.
- Sarah hunts.
- Sarah belches.
Clarification 2: For non-terrorists who just happen to have funny names and long beards, waterboarding is an especially thorough nasal lavage and not related to religious belief, denomination, practice or non-practice in any way.
Clarification 3: The Palin Foundation and Clinic, an equal opportunity, non denominational think tank and walk-in urgent care facility has two goals: to serve presidential wannabe John McCain and to accept money from presidential wannabe John McCain. All proceeds are tax exempt- Tax Free ID: 1X777439
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Sarah P – So Close Yet so Clueless 
I like the belching.
Question: are those antlers on her shirt ( to encourage us to say / think “nice rack”), or is at a Rorschach test that I just failed? In any case, nice pothole.
don’t know the answer…sorry. either one perhaps.
antlers would be funny but it looks more like a nerve cell or something blasted bloody, maverick couture!
Antlers. See http://m.underarmour.com/shop/us/en/sports/hunting/womens