It is TPV’s pleasure to spread good news. It comes from the Borowitz Report and it’s meant to help our economy. Read and pass it along:
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—After announcing, on Thursday, that it would seek $500 million to help “train and equip appropriately vetted elements of the moderate Syrian armed opposition,” the White House today posted the following Moderate Syrian Rebel Application Form:
Welcome to the United States’ Moderate Syrian Rebel Vetting Process. To see if you qualify for $500 million in American weapons, please choose an answer to the following questions:
a) did you vote for Obama?
b) if yes, you are both a rebel and an idiot, thus you are in. Good luck with your afterlife!
Sorry. TPV got wild and added those questions. Andy’s questions are here:
