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Did Snowden Join Board of the Freedom of the Press Foundation only because of His Youthful Appearance?

Marquel discovered that once Snowden joined the famed board, he immediately revealed a list of journalists being protected by the foundation, as well as all of former Pentagon employee, Daniel Ellsberg’s psychiatric records. Among them was the one describing Ellsberg’s youth on Ritalin, as well as those about his children’s drug problems.

“Snowden took a wealth of information,” a foundation source said, “and we don’t know with whom he might have shared it.”

But Ellsberg, something of an absolutist on reporters rights and whistle blowing, praised Snowden.

He’s even more of a hero now than he was yesterday. He’ll take anything at any time. He’s a real patriot. He gives everything an airing, brings the light of day to what is in the shadows.

TPV asked if the shocking allegations of underage amorous liaisons lodged against Ellsberg in the sixties which have now come to light should have been revealed.

Let me start by saying young people are highly desirable and sexual. Now let me say Snowden has done a great service to me by bringing this out because I’d forgotten some of the delightful details. It’s given me a chance to relive those wonderful moments. If you could just hear and see… Well never mind but it’s brightened my lonely evenings. I thank Snowden sincerely.

But what of the journalists the foundation has been protecting? Names, addresses, emails, family and children, all listed in computer printouts distributed by Snowden.

That’s quite something isn’t it? Snowden cannot control himself. If I tell Ed I have hemorrhoids tonight, by midnight the whole world knows.

TPV, a bit flustered, felt forced to ask if Ellsberg has hemorrhoids.

Actually, I’m not too sure. Let me see Ed’s printout. No, apparently not, it’s just a touch of anal fissures. See how useful this is? Thank God for Ed. And wait! Here’s my Facebook user name and password. I haven’t been able to get into that for over a year! God bless you Eddie!”

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6 COMMENTS

  1.  Liked:  Let me see Ed’s printout. No, apparently not, it’s just a touch of anal fissures. See how useful this is? Thank God for Ed. And wait! Here’s my Facebook user name and password. I haven’t been able to get into that for over a year!

  2. Nice one! Brings to mind the idea of implants, plastic surgery for our memories: if they put it in our file, it’s as if we did it, the wild youth I never had!

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