Ted Cruz Porn-cruising through Life

Ted Cruz Porn-cruising through Life

Senator Ted Cruz once tried to ban sex toys in Texas.

I don’t like people, so why would I like toys? the Senator was once heard explaining his life philosophy.

Thus, many were very surprised to see that Ted apparently liked a porn video from the “Milf Hunter” series.

The clip itself is just over two minutes, and details of its contents remain mostly unprintable for TPV. But we will continue describing it: it features a sectional sofa, the pornographic actress Cory Chase, her fictitious nude stepdaughter, and a very energetic young man.

Did the Senator like Cory Chase’s performance?

TPV would like to ask the Senator. Unfortunately, Ted Cruz won’t take our calls. The scripted message from his office says:

No, Ted Cruz does not engage in porn-cruising. He has porn at home. In fact, the entire country is a porn-fest, with Melania sodomizing Trump and Trump doing it to all of us. So, no, Ted Cruz does not heart porn tweets other than ‘inadvertently’ and by ‘mistake,’ when high.

Thank you for the entertainment, Senator.

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By Dana Neacsu: Ted Cruz Porn-cruising through Life