[embedyt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TqSyvdqn9c[/embedyt]Marquel, TPV NYTimes Mass Media Correspondent, was having his shoes shined for $6, when he read Fox issued a correction and an apology after “Le Petit Journal,” a mock news program, satirized the American channel for reporting on “no-go zones” for non-Muslims. There was more to the story than what appeared in the Times. The mayor of Paris was arrested, plotting a terrorist attack on the Fox offices.
A Parisian terror cell was broken up at the hotel George V, where they lived and plotted “to protect the image of Paris from being blasphèmed,” said Prince Pierre Lapierre, a pretender to the French throne, who has lived in the George V since 1931.
The issue was what Fox said were independent areas in France and England, called “no go zones,” controlled by Muslims who let nobody else in, and where Sharia law was the only governing authority. Marquel spoke to Lapierre.
“No go zones in Paris?” He asked, “that’s ridiculous. I have my own no go zones. Les grands magasins, thé cinéma, La Tour Eiffel, the métro, les autobus. They’re full of riff raff unsuitable for Royal blood. But even they are not governed by Sharia. It seems like it, especially in the streets, the people are so dark skinned, but legally it is all French law. It’s libelous.” He asserted
“We made a small reporting error.” That, of course, is huge for FoxNews.
“She had heavy machine guns, plastic explosives, and a map of the Fox offices. We believe she was planning a terrorist attack. She even had signs printed.” He said.
“Signs for a manifestation. They all say, ‘Je suis Fox.’ “
“Bien sur. We have emails between her and sleeper cells in New York. They were planning attacks on Fox in New York. A nice building I’m told.”
“Oh yes, at the Alliance Francaise.” He said.
“Apparently more than that,” he said with a Gallic twinkle.
“Au contraire,” he answered, “zee students.”
“Yes, zee students were the cells. They had guns, bombs, equipment and training. There was even a junior cell.” He said.
“Zee little bitty petites. They had story hour weekly but it was really a training cell. They were trained to get entry first since three year olds are so irresistible and then the adult cells would move in with firearms. It was well rehearsed. We have copies of the detailed plans.” He said. He showed me a stack of papers.
“Well of course. Those are grammatical errors, mostly for gender mistakes. The Americans seem to be terrible at that.” He said.
Thank heaven for Marquel!
Wonderfully funny.
Fox is so yesterday.
I love the no go zone, though I wish you could stay wherever you want M. We adore you!
Loved it. I am humming with Maurice Chevalier, as I am writing.
Oh, you’re so romantic Vicky.
‘S Wonderful