Here, at TPV headquarters in NearReality, tons happen, but for our readers’ benefit only a few things fit the publishing grid:
On Friday, September 16, an NBC News poll found that just 11 percent of Americans say Billary is honest and trustworthy, while 89 percent believed she’s long ago divorced reality.
On Saturday, September 17, a pudgy Muslim boy tired of dancing alone each Saturday evening went on a failed bombing spree around New York City clubs.
On Sunday, September 18, the pudgy Muslim boy took the train back to New Jersey and fell asleep near a garbage can, where the police found him.
On Monday, September 19, the father of the man accused of carrying out bombings last weekend in New York and New Jersey said that, two years ago, he warned all federal agents willing to hear to a father turning his son in about his son’s interest in eating and dancing, especially his fascination with jihadist music, poetry and videos.
“Ahmad Khan Rahami would dance and eat a Subway sandwich so enchantingly. Too bad no one else saw the beauty in that,” said Ahmad’s dad washing off his hands of his son’s destiny.
On Tuesday, September 20, six years to the day after News of the World reported that Angelina Jolie divorced Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie finally relented and agreed to divorce Brad Pitt. The actors are now in the process of dividing up their memories.
On Wednesday, September 21, Japanese started hiring freelance Buddhist priests on Amazon.com in an effort to give Bezos a competitive edge on their islands.
On Thursday, September 22, Yahoo announced that the account information of at least 500 million users was stolen by hackers two years ago, in the biggest known intrusion of one company’s computer network. Asked why they have not made their discovery public earlier, Yahoo defended itself:
We could not believe its veracity. Yahoo never had 500 million of anything. We never grew past let’s say 2000 users, and those were our closest Facebook friends, because family members went Gmail from the beginning. So, we did not believe it except as a “state-sponsored act of intimidation.” We believe Guatemala is behind this hoax.
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BY DANA NEACSU: TheWeekholeView Divorces Reality
