Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:
On Wednesday, January 29, news came out of Russia that all Chechens had received 2 gallons of vodka and one turkey and the Olympics would go on.
On Thursday, January 30, Putin received news that now, that terrorists had been neutralized, The New York Times and the rest of the Western papers ignored his reinvention of Russia, so he decided to both outlaw local gays and welcome foreign ones simultaneously. Then he intended to invite the foreign press to report on what was going to happen.
Friday, February 7, most Americans watched the Olympics extravaganza show on main cable. The money our people saved that night helped the economy add 100 jobs, making the unemployment rate drop slightly below 7%. The other good news was that NBC commentators made it clear that it was still better to be unemployed in the US watching the Soviet extravaganza than be gay in Russia. Whether you were gay or not.
On Saturday, February 8, some people learned that the French president, Francois Hollande was getting ready to welcome his 5th child sometime next year, right on time to face Sarkozy and Carla’s toddler in the next elections.
On Sunday, February 9, David Gregory produced more old news about a rancorous Hillary. Thanks David.
On Monday, February 10, Francois Hollande, visiting the Obamas, spread rumors that Barack was having an affair with Byonce. He spent the night in the Rose Garden.
On Tuesday, February 11, 2014, the world assessed the so-called proof of the Obama-Beyonce affair and decided that it was the NY Senator Charles E. Schumer having a daydream with Beyonce.
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