TPVs’ Times Correspondent on U.S. Secret Hopes about the Extent of Snowden’s Leaks

Officials Say U.S. May Never Know Extent of Snowden’s Leaks, The New York Times reports, but Marquel has proof that is what they hope. Investigators remain in the dark partly because the facility where the former National Security Agency contractor Edward J. Snowden worked was not equipped with software to monitor employees. More importantly, he took the index and erased it so they can’t even find themselves, an old complaint about the NSA, CIA, and FBI, but this time there’s good reason.

According to Unanimous, a free internet group way to the left of Anonymous, Snowden took everything and he’s still taking it.

“He downloaded everything the NSA has. I mean everything. It’s so total that he is still receiving everything new and he’s actually running everything for the NSA,” said a Unanimous spokesperson over an encrypted telephone interview.

“He is sending the new stuff to the NSA at their request. They haven’t been very friendly so now he makes them say “please.”

TPV couldn’t believe this. We asked how he could store it if the NSA computers are the largest in the world. Unanimous corrected us.

Fastest, not largest. Did you ever hear of Google? They’ve got ten times the storage of the NSA.

Even if that’s so, where does Snowden keep the entire NSA database, wondered TPV.

Napster! Nobody uses it for music anymore so Ed took it over. So it’s on all our computers but we don’t know it. When he gets tight for space he uses Grokster but he feels they were unsavory so he prefers Napster.

TPV wondered whether we might be spilling the beans.

Oh no. You’ve got to figure who you’re dealing with. You could give them the url and they’d be lost. They don’t even know what Napster is. While the rest of us were getting high and sharing files these guys were still learning how to tie their shoes. They even shined them!

So with all this info and Snowden essentially, or actually, running the NSA, where does he get the money?

Ed’s too honest to put himself back on the payroll so he sends out a lot of Nigerian spam. He clears a pretty penny each month.

So what you’re saying is everything is pretty much as it was? TPV asked.

Except when they don’t say please.

For fairness’ sake, TPV directs you both to the Times words on this issue, http://nyti.ms/1b5tqij, and to some by Anynymous:

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