Scalia’s Orphan Piglets Find New Home
The Supreme Court confirmed this week that all four Scalia clerks will continue to work in their dead master's former headquarters.
The graduate of Northwestern University Pritzker...
The Mythical Tribeca Film Festival
New York City stands for many things. It stands for skepticism. It stands for ambition. It stands for the American melting pot and for...
Bing Goes Tay Tweets!!!
It all started with an eager adolescent-molded program made to be subservient and pleasing, while attempting to collect the data Bing needs to become...
either
The solitude of beer
eyes gazing at
the entrance, or the exit
every 10 minutes
and were you to cross that threshold
sadness arrives
in its authentic core
then you continue
remaining...
The Biggest Tramp of Them All
Sal’s Pizzeria, Williamsburg, New York (via Sign Language) - Croshondola sat depressed and comatose, face-deep into her favorite a’pizza pie: Sal’s anchovy deluxe with...
Elizabeth Warren for the US Supreme Court
There is nothing more alluring than a strong, principled, caring woman. Elizabeth Warren is that and she could be our best next President if...
Hill-Billy Just Lost New Hampshire
Breaking news from New Hampshire,
Hill-Billy just lost the primary by 20%.
When asked if she's taking a hint that no one wants the Hill-Billy, she...
Who’s as Dumb as Me? Carson Asked Himself
Who's as Dumb as Me? #Carson asked himself, and then he raised his right hand.
Not really. What really happened is that when Ben Carson...
Armed Groups in Oregon Protest for Dogs Pants Freedom
#Oregonians have again been discriminated against by CNN. For decades Oregonians have been lumped in with #Portlandians. Most recently in #Portlandia series.But there is so...
Pataki Leaves the Rat Race
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Who's On First Section correspondent woke up with a stir and discovered tha George Pataki Leaves Presidential Race.
We've seen this before,...
Diplomas in Diddly Squat
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Don't Call Us Dummies Section correspondent, was visiting his favorite Chinese tailor when he read that Graduation Rates Rise, Experts Fear...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Does Demoburo like a She-Putin
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Rubles Rubles Rubles Desk correspondent, was helping himself with a few quarters from the bucket of a Salvation Army elf, when...
Terror and Terror-er: ISIS and Boko Haram
Boko Haram Ranked Ahead of ISIS for Deadliest Terror Group, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Fantasy Sports Section correspondent.
A new report tracking terrorist attacks around the world...
