The Chinese took to the beach this past weekend, and our US Presidential Candidates have this to say:
“What happens when everybody has access to the sea? People use it. People would go to the beach polluting the air, the sea and the sand,” the Republican female contender of the year said.
“No more public beaches,” Jeb Bush said.
“Send them all to India,” The Donald contended.
“A Sunday spent with the family keeps you healthy and energetic,” Bernie Sanders articulated his view.
“I imagine Bill freely roaming, so I condemn all beaches,” Hillary surmised her position.
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By DANA NEACSU: Chinese Beaches Unsettle Our Presidential Candidates
