TPV was surprised when we rescued from the Trash folder the following anonymous email:
Those who leaked Trump dossier are worse than prostitutes.
TPV wanted to check the identity of the sender and replied: “Who’s this?”
– Pooti
Aha. Now, there is one Pooti, and that is Putin’s nickname among frenemies. And before we had time to say: Спасибо (Spasibo), Pooti continued:
And believe me, I know prostitutes, da, da, da… only thing worse than one prostitute is two prostitutes, unless you have 2 for 1 Groupon…
That’s a good joke, especially for Kremlin. Now, before we could publish the exchange, we needed to know what this prostitution was about. We found its meaning in the UK newspaper, The Guardian:
Vladimir Putin has dismissed the dossier published last week about alleged links between Moscow and Donald Trump, describing the people who ordered it as “worse than prostitutes”. Of course, I am not talking about our unionized sex workers, who are “the best in the world”, but still.
Wow, if only TPV had the inclination, we knew where to go for Christmas. Maybe next time. Good work Pooti, now we know why no one leaks nothing on nobody nomore. They don’t want their work compared.
хорошего дня, Pooti!
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By DANA NEACSU: When the Expert Speaks TPV Pays Attention
