Glasshole in Kiev (Hollywood, 2014)

A breeze blows   but she doesn’t react to it.  In the background    the   architecture of the Kiev skyline.

Lady with Braided blond hair, lover of Mary Stuart and   many other things.

People of Kiev,   the dictator got sick and it just happened like that and there was nothing   anybody would do but defenestrate him.

AND PULL BACK TO REVEAL:

1       EXT. Kiev – A   GRAVESITE – DAY

Next to the Lady with Braided Blond Hair a GUY wearing a pair of Google glasses through which he fed the world the news from Kiev.

GUY addressing the Lady:

    If we start asking why we’ll go crazy.  So, rule number one.  We don’t ask  why.

CUT TO:

CLOSE ON the   Really Young People of Kiev. Those guys who are still in schools and do not   understand the value of google glasses.

Greek Chorus of Kiev’s Youth:

Why? I just want to know why?  That’s my first rule.  I always ask why.  Come on.    Tell me.  C’mon, c’mon, c’mon –

To BE CONTINUED

He’s in his   thirties.  His neck is pinched into a   crisp dress shirt and tie.  His   expression is vacant, faraway.

A breeze blows   but he doesn’t react to it.  In the   distance the architecture of the Chicago skyline.

  SAM

Mommy   got sick and it happened just like that and there was nothing anybody would   do.

AND PULL BACK TO REVEAL:

1 EXT. CHICAGO – A GRAVESITE – DAY 1

Next to Sam is   his son Jonah, age 9.  Sam’s hand is on   his shoulder.  As the mourners go past   and each takes a turn  shoveling a clod   of dirt into an open grave —

SAM

               If we   start asking why we’ll go crazy.  So, rule   number one.  We don’t ask   why.

CUT TO:

CLOSE ON ANNIE   REED

Pretty, blonde,   animated.  Jeans, a T-shirt, a   Baltimore Orioles hat.

ANNIE

Why?   I just want to know why?  That’s my   first rule.  I always ask why.  Come on.    Tell me.  C’mon, c’mon, c’mon —

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