So the living justices met and decided that the four Scalia clerks rather than going to Scalia’s liberal friends Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagan, would go to his real friends, Alito and Thomas. Worried that “liberal” denotes not a fascist, TPV tried to call Scalia’s “liberal friends” about that label, but at 5 PM only the janitor’s assistant was around and she said that Scalia meant “liberal friends” as “counterfriends.” Then the assistant janitor continued:
Scalia himself came up with that label after he once hired a “counterclerk” —a law clerk whose ideological bent ran against his, so his position could be challenged and arguments fully aired. But then he remembered his “liberal friends,” and used them as “counterfriends.”
When TPV asked the loquacious assistant whether Scalia’s real friends were in the know, she added that Justice Clarence Thomas famously rejected the idea of both “counterclerks” and “counterfriends.”
TPV is thankful that Scalia’s piglets found their daddy pigs and the entire US judiciary will soon continue its piggish routine.
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By DANA NEACSU: Scalia’s Orphan Piglets Find New Home