The Wedding Ring that Saved a Marriage

We all heard stories about the dog who saved a marriage, or the adopted child, or the gold mine whose discovery saved the couple’s future. But no one, or at least no one at TPV, heard about the wedding ring which victoriously acted as the glue which is supposed to be.

The miracle happened in Vegas, in June of this year.

First, let us tell you who the married couple is: Jennifer Garner (but not the daughter of James Garner and not by any means connected to James) and Ben Affleck, whose family never ever owned slaves at a time when whites where either rednecks, or slave owners. (The Jews were a tribe apart).

Ben loves the name Jennifer, and Jennifer Garner knows her luck. Thus, one day she buys this magical wedding ring from a Gipsy and puts it on Ben’s hand. Ben has no idea about this.

Now, ten years after the deed, Christine Ouzounian (nee Jennifer) comes to live with the couple under the pretext that they needed a nanny, when both Jennifer and Ben are old enough to take care of their children. Or that is what you and me are expected to do.

Unfortunately, Ben needed a nanny and Christine obligingly comes along when Ben takes his private jet to Las Vegas to play poker for a charity.

 “Christine flew with Ben from the Bahamas to Vegas because she was helping him with his poker tournament for his charity [the Eastern Congo Initiative].” a close friend told TPV.

The insider added,

“[She] tried to give him a bj present right there on the plane, and Ben loved it, but guess what, he touched her head to caress her and he used the hand with the ring and the girl went mad, biting him. It took all his other assistants and staff to get her off and then pay her off to keep her mouth shut.”

The insider did not want to add anything more, but Matt, Ben’s friend called our offices to tell us that Ben and Jennifer Garner are still a couple. A happy couple.

TPV is relieved and wishes them many more rings together.

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By DANA NEACSU: The Wedding Ring that Saved a Marriage