TheWeekholeView: Scotland Stays with Elizabeth Rejecting Hillary’s Republican Bid

Here, each hole starts on Wednesdays and this is what fell through this past week, in more than one way or day:

On Wednesday, September 10, Hillary was restless.

Thursday, September 11, Hillary met with Arab friends over dinner and discussed how much more money they intended to use on ISIS.

On Friday, September 12,  Hillary met with Jewish friends over dinner and asked them if they still hated Assad.

On Saturday, September 13, Hillary called Bill to fly back from Hawaii and meet her in Iowa.

On Sunday, September 14, Hillary headed to Iowa for the first time since her wounding defeat by Barack Obama in that state’s 2008 Democratic caucus. Unsure whether she would be stoned or not, she chose to reign in a controlled setting, having Bill around on a tight leash. She was the guest star at the Harkin Steak Fry, a combined picnic, fundraiser and payback time enabled by Tom Harkin, Iowa’s Democratic senator. Even in such an environment Hillary failed to impress.

On Monday, September 15,  because of the unimpressive polling results from Iowa, Hillary purchased a little Scottish castle next to Guy Ritchie‘s estate. Bill spent the day with Madonna‘s successor on the Ritchie‘s estate, while awaiting the referendum results.

On Tuesday, September 16, Hillary started her trademark house calls all over Scotland telling everybody in skirt and blowing a bagpipe that she would like to be their president. When asked about the appeal of Scotland, the Former First Lady said:

Scotland has no experience with elections. There will be no elections. There will be Hillary.

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BY DANA NEACSU:  TheWeekholeView: Scotland Stays with Elizabeth Rejecting Hillary’s Republican Bid