Marquel TPVs NYTimes Shun Tan Section correspondent, was tanning his bum, when he read U.S. Should Shun Torture, Clinton Says in New York. Hillary Rodham Clinton condemned the use of torture on Tuesday in her first remarks about the issue since the Senate Intelligence Committee released its scathing report last week. The revolutionary news was received in Marquel’s household with shock and anticipation.
Marquel had interviewed Hillary twice this year so he didn’t think he’d succeed a third time. Sure enough, he was sent to an aide who wore an earphone and as the interview proceeded, Marquel at least believed that Hillary was at the other end of the aide’s ear.
“What does it mean that we should ‘shun’ torture? That’s a strange way to put it. She didn’t say the U.S. should not torture, we should just shun it. That’s like saying we shouldn’t ban censorship under the First Amendment, we should shun it. Or police brutality. We don’t ban it, we shun it.” Marquel said.
“I think you’re splitting hairs there, Mr Marquel. She said we should shun it. Same thing.” The aide said.
“That’s just silly. Hillary just thought it her moral duty to come out against torture as a moral statement. Why can’t you just accept that?” The aide asked.
“I think she said she’s against it.” He said.
The aide was silent, listening to his earpiece. “She shuns it,” he retorted.
Again first silence, then, “she shuns it.”
“She doesn’t shun shunning because she herself shuns. But it has to be done with great sensitivity.” He asserted.
“She thinks there’s a place for it but not in the White House.” He said.
“I haven’t spoken to her but I’m sure she shuns that.” He said.
“No of course. I was speaking about Hillary personally. She’s not into that” he said.
“Certainly.” He said.
“I would think so. But in the White House itself she may use only female interns. To prevent rumors.” He said.
“Hillary has said she is only going to bar fat interns from L.A.” he answered.
“As you know there’s a lot she shuns.” He asserted.
“We’ve been through that. She shuns torture.” He said.
“I think you just made that up. Shunning isn’t torture.” He said. “Hillary shuns torture.”
We said good bye and he shoved some campaign literature in my arms. I dropped it on the floor. “I shun that shit. I also shun reading. It’s a bore. I do it, you understand, but I shun it while I’m doing it.”
He looked at me with utter and vapid incomprehension. I went home, shunned a homeless person, a taxi that almost hit me, and my family until I was more relaxed. I felt guilty torturing them.
Fantastic piece.
Excellent!
Bravo! Such an imbecile of a woman. She cannot say anything straight.
She must be the living dead and all the contributors know they will write her script.
Propping the idiot. Our own Bush because she’s naked ambition on steroids
perfect pitch
Amazing. Well done…Marquel, if we only had a few more journalists like you
ditto
ditto2
loved it