The Porcellian Club — one of the most secretive societies in America — issued a public statement for the first time since its founding in 1791 about its dislike of women.
Wow, that was bold, TPV exclaimed.
The Harvard club broke its silence on admission gender limitations to say that its selectivity limited the rape incidents to the male population invited to apply after being evaluated by Mister America Pageant Competition. Thus, none of the #Porcellian members have been accused of assaulting any of the one in five Harvard female students on campus, since 1791, when slaves did not matter either.
Wow! TPV continued to exclaim. What an achievement. How do you explain such good behavior?
TPV, do you remember how the Mumbai high court granted women the right to enter and pray in all temples, including the Shani Shingnapur temple? Guess what TPV, after nearly four centuries of raping only men, now that India opened its temples to women, women started being raped too. No discrimination. Women come to temples, they become as vulnerable as men. The same thing will happen with the Porcellian Club. We admit women, women will be treated like men.
We say, Harvard women, if you want to belong, you should be ready to suffer the same treatment the Porcellian men inflict on each other. And it is usually inter-generational. And it takes place during highfalutin dinners. Right before the requisite lobster burp.
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By DANA NEACSU: Pushed too Hard, the Porcellian Club May Rape Women. Involuntarily
