House Republicans Release Nunes Memo Accusing Russia Investigators of Bias https://nyti.ms/2GFVIbH Marquel heard Alexa moaning in the background. He remained undeterred. He continued to  read nothing. He was doing nothing. He... Read more »

Netanyahu Named Secretary of Trump’s Border Security

Marquel listened to the broadcast ‘The Daily’: Trump’s Border Wall https://nyti.ms/2G6RDNt and then leafed through the paper: “Trump Annexes all of Latin America, names Netanyahu Secretary of Border Security.” It... Read more »

Weinstein’s Rolling Down. Someone Has to.

In his rather tight briefs, Marquel scratched his head slowly and read the Times article More Women Say Harvey Weinstein Sexually Assaulted Them.  Uncomfortable, or just needing to pee, he... Read more »

From Russia with Evidence

NYTimes: How Russian Media Photographed a Closed Meeting With Trump By Marquel, TPV new York Times correspondent. According to the story, allowing the Russians in the Oval office was... Read more »

Trumps Warns Us about the Future

By Marquel, TPV NYTIMES correspondent. Marquel read “Trump Warns Comey and Says He May Cancel Press Briefings”, which said:  “Mr. Trump said on Friday morning that no one should... Read more »

THE PARDON It’s Deja Vu All Over Again – Trump’s Comey Firing Echoes of Watergate

Marquel was reading about Watergate II, In Trump’s Firing of James Comey, Echoes of Watergate, when the phone rang. It was Mufi. “Marquel, I have a new dish for you to... Read more »

Delta Airlines Boarded the Friendly Skies

Again? Thought Marquel. What’s going on at the airlines? Were people always thrown off but we never heard about it? Marquel went to see the CEO of Delta to... Read more »

Ben Carson Wants to Make Housing Available. Just Not Too Comfy.

Constipated, Marquel was reading a print copy of NYTimes, thinking how handy it proved if the toilet paper would prove too little.  Ben Carson was in the news: Ben... Read more »

Gitlin on Who’s Faking, Trump or the News?

First published — http://billmoyers.com/story/whos-faking-trump-or-the-news/. Who’s Faking, Trump or the News? How much of America is locked into a looking-glass world? BY TODD GITLIN | MAY 1, 2017 Who’s Faking, Trump... Read more »

How to Avoid Icebergs in the Age of Trump

  Marquel read the article and marvelled how the Times was always there, like a handbook for life. Sure there were articles on Trump and health care, Trump and... Read more »

Up Against the Wall [Motherfuckers]!

Marquel read the article, conscious of the fact that someone at the Times grew up in the sixties and has been using partial sayings like “up against the wall”,... Read more »

Four Short Hours at the White House

“Only Four Short Hours at the White House?” Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock recently asked. But hey, don’t be greedy.  President Trump treated the trio of high-profile... Read more »

You’re Too Busy? You Need a ‘Shultz Hour.’ 

According to George Schultz, former Secretary of State, buddy to burglar Richard Nixon, and Republican, you can’t get anything done if you work too much. He spends an hour... Read more »

Short Workouts Amount to Little More than That

NY Times | Well: Really, Really Short Workouts Think you’re too busy to work out? We have the workout for you. In minutes, high-intensity interval training (H.I.I.T.) will have... Read more »