“Only Four Short Hours at the White House?” Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock recently asked. But hey, don’t be greedy.
Marquel followed closely behind the group as they approached White House security. After a half hour trying to figure out who Ted Nugent was, it was Marquel’s turn. He pointed to Nugent and said, “I’m with him,” and the secret service agent waved him in. He was in!
They met Trump and the president pointed to Marquel. “Who’s he?”
They all sat down, and Palin said, “I can see a Russian from here,”
“That’s Vlad.” Putin stood up and bowed to the group.
Palin smiled, waved at the Russian, and said, “Ooooohhh, I know him!”
Trump said, “it’s Muslims. But they won’t let me touch them.”
“also the Jews.”
“They’re in charge, although they don’t do any of the bombing. Too smart.”
“That they are.”
“We’ve got to get a handle on this terrorism thing. If I could just get one thing done around here…” Trump complained.
“The secret’s hunting. Get those Muslims interested in hunting and you’ll solve the problem. “
Yep, huntin’s the answer. They already got the guns right?”
“Do you really think that would work? How should it be done?”
“Just grab every Muslim you can. Ask them if they hunt. If they don’t, offer to take ’em squirrel huntin’. “
“One by one? I think there’s a lot of Muslims. Do we have time?”
“Take a Muslim hunting!”
“We can do this with the NRA. I’m on the board you know. It can be a national campaign and I’ll bet you that within a year we’ll have every Muslim hunting.”
“That would sure solve the domestic problem. How about a prize or even a law allowing Muslims to hunt endangered species, like that lion the dentist shot. That was a good day in America.”
Trump said, “I would say the last great day in America. We can make America great again!”
“ARA?” They all asked.
All four said, “oh yes, I remember now.”
The three continued on, and I felt I’d done my job. I told them I had to go, shook hands and embraced Putin. We kissed.
Nugent said, “that’s disgusting.”
“Oh I don’t know. If Trig had stuck to boys, we could have avoided a lot of trouble.”