The Purell Generation
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Panic and Hysteria Section correspondent was reading the list of ingredients in Purell to decide the risk he took in case of...
TPV’s Own Times Correspondent On “Rights Group Is Seeking Status of ‘Legal Person’ for...
The Nonhuman Rights Project is using the novel strategy in seeking to have the chimp removed from his owners and placed in a sanctuary....
Marginal Welfare and Trickle up Economics
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Trickle Trickle Boil and Bubble Section correspondent, was talking to his pocket tailor , when he read that States Consider Increasing...
Four Short Hours at the White House
"Only Four Short Hours at the White House?" Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock recently asked. But hey, don't be greedy.
President Trump treated...
Charlie Clouseau
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes French Free Speech correspondent, was moping around the office, depressed about the poor response to his first movie review.
"Tedious," they said.
They were...
I Wanna Be Your Woman. Not
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Be Careful What You Wish For Section correspondent, was searching for the untold virtues of silence, when he read that
The...
G.M. Lawyers Will Soon Come from ABA-Accredited Law Schools
Marquel, TPVs Times switch correspondent, could not believe his reading ability as he stared at the New York Times article: Inquiry by General Motors Is Said to...
Putin the Potato Eater
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Anti Aggression Section correspondent, was making French fries for breakfast, when he read Russia: Putin Defends Soviet-Nazi Pact. President Vladimir V. Putin has...
Nude and Pretty
Marquel was staring at his naked body in Central Park recently , when a pretty girl handed him a copy of the TImes' Hundreds...
La Vie en Rose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTt4SrzibV0
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes I Surrender Section correspondent, was learning the Marsellaise, when he read France Orders Troop Reinforcements After Attacks. Security officials say they have...
Berlusconi Expelled From Senate in Italy Thinks about Evicting the Senate from Its Current...
Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s once-powerful former prime minister, was stripped of his seat on Wednesday, leaving him without elective office for the first time in...
Portugal’s Move to Sell Miró Works Raises Debate of Preservation vs. Privatization. Others, including...
The venerable NY Times reports: Portugal’s Move to Sell Miró Works Raises Debate of Preservation vs. Privatization. Marquel, The TPVs Times Correspondent adds: Others...
Not the Encino Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwfCMXgnsEM
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Deep Set Eyebrows Section, was defrosting his meal, when he read Neanderthals in Europe Died Out Thousands of Years Sooner Than Some...
All in the Family… Business
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes One Big Dysfunctional Family Section correspondent, was counting the containers of frozen sperm he had saved, when he thought about some well...
