Anybody Who Isn’t Game about Just Playing the Game?

Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Free Guns For Everyone In the Good Old USA Section correspondent, was trying on guns at the local Walmart when he heard that Man Is Shot in Ferguson After Police Say He Fired at Officers.The man was in critical condition after a day of demonstrations in Missouri commemorating the killing of Michael Brown, an unarmed black 18-year-old, by a white police officer a year ago.

The man apparently took some pot shots at the police before the police rampaged back into town, chased and shot the man, and formed a skirmish line, which last appeared in the South when Sherman marched towards Atlanta in 1864.

The skirmish line, however, was interrupted for several hours by representatives of #BlackGunsMatter. Two women members of the group spoke for several hours non stop, not allowing the police to skirmish even a little bit. One cop was heard complaining, “What the hell is a skirmish line for if we can’t even skirmish? Can someone shut those women up?”

But the women couldn’t be stopped. They complained that blacks were the only group in America “whose guns don’t matter.”

A leader of the NAACP nodded, “They do seem to be a bit extreme but they have a point. It would be well to listen to them.”

1. When we shoot someone, the cops are always ready to jump on us. Enough already!
2. Half our menfolk are in jail, many just because they shot a cop. Enough already!
3. When we shoot someone, they call it black on black or black on white violence. What ever happened to the concept of protest and the First Amendment? Enough Already!
4. Black guns are as good as white guns. Why do we have to use stolen guns when whites can just walk into the local gun smithie and buy a shiny new one? Enough already!
5. Black guns matter. They shoot the same bullets, eject the same cartridges. We have a dream. One day guns will be judged by the content of their magazines and not by the color of their owners. Enough already!

After being delayed by the women for several hours, the skirmish line broke up, and the cops proceeded to their next venue, a shopping strip mall, where they crushed the heads of several demonstrators, and planted guns on them all, laughing and saying mockingly,

“black guns matter!”

Hillary Clinton issued a press release that said simply,

“All guns matter.”

Bernie Sanders asked,

“Doesn’t anyone want to talk about Social Security? Income inequality? Infrastructure? Free college? Real health care? Anybody? Anybody?”

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By MARQUEL: Anybody Who Isn’t Game about Just Playing the Game?