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Madonna Pays to be Watched

Madonna was a cute girl and everybody loved her thirty years ago. She had money then, and now, she has even more. When she was cute and endearing she loved life and spunk loved her. Which brings me to the Rebel Heart tour of the artist previously known as the Material Girl.

In her fifties, she has two kids (who cost her dearly when made) and a lot of people whom she pays to be with and around her. The nature of the business. But to hire a food assistant whose job is to take insults from Madonna while politely asking if the artist nourished herself? Shall TPV understand that Madonna cut down on the cook and wait staff expenses and now orders from McDonalds and the summer intern, designated “food assistant,” is the delivery boy?

Actually, the artist corrected TPV’s assumptions. She said:

“I hired this fat girl in police garb. I call her the food police because she eats donuts all day. Now and then she comes to me and says. ‘Are you eating skinny Madonna? Did you drink enough water skinny Madonna?’ That makes my day. I’m like: “B***h, get off my pole!'”

That makes our day, too! Thank you Madonna and good luck with your 401K comedy tour.

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By DANA NEACSU: Madonna Pays to be Watched

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3 COMMENTS

  1. Of course now you’ve ruined it (name taken) for whichever comedian wants to use it.

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