It’s Sharia Time
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bondage and Discipline Section correspondent was having virtual sex with his eyes closed when he had to open them to read...
The Republican Ghost of Christmas Past – Marianne
Marquel TPVs NYTimes "knock knock c'est qui a la porte?" Section correspondent, was too tired to read, but why not watch a video or...
Debbie Wasserman Schultz Does Demoburo like a She-Putin
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Rubles Rubles Rubles Desk correspondent, was helping himself with a few quarters from the bucket of a Salvation Army elf, when...
The Attraction of Split Personality Disorders
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Beheading Section correspondent, on his way for a full split-personality evaluation felt tired, took a rest and read Ben Carson has...
Terror and Terror-er: ISIS and Boko Haram
Boko Haram Ranked Ahead of ISIS for Deadliest Terror Group, read Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Fantasy Sports Section correspondent.
A new report tracking terrorist attacks around the world...
Heroic Carson
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Three R's Section correspondent, was marching backwards into the East River, when he stopped to read Ben Carson Is Struggling to...
Republican Ingenuity
The last Republican debate opened a new season of the campaign shaped by the glaring policy fissures that are dividing Republicans, from immigration and...
Ben Carson’s Fables
Marquel, Aesop's & Carson's Fables Section correspondent, was watching the Republic Debate, and, mid-laugh, read the NY Times Article "Ben Carson Resists Challenges to the...
Nude and Pretty
Marquel was staring at his naked body in Central Park recently , when a pretty girl handed him a copy of the TImes' Hundreds...
Collateral Curry Damage
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Curry Section correspondent was cooking a delicious chicken pot pie, when he took a break and read that Britons Are Perturbed...
Sacrilegious
Marquel, TPVs N.Y. Times Girls and Boys Together on the Sidewalks Of New York Section correspondent was spending the afternoon alone in the kids'...
Lessig Was More and then None
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Area 51 Section correspondent was hungry and he decided to read about Lawrence Lessig Ends His Long-Shot Presidential Bid.
Marquel read the...
Bernie Would rather Dance than Kiss Babies
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Personal Hygiene Section correspondent was brushing his teeth harder than usual, when he read, Bernie Sanders Doesn’t Kiss Babies. That a Problem?...
There’s No Academic Success like Charter Success
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Educational Fraud Section correspondent was learning his multiplication table, when he read that had he been at a Success Academy Charter...
