Bibi May Be from Outer Space
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYdYoPU-ssk
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Bridge & Tunnel Section correspondent, was cleaning his teeth when he read Netanyahu Vows to Continue Destroying Tunnels. Prime Minister Benjamin...
The Real Ersatz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwynr6vCcgk
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Crackpot Section correspondent was doing what we all do sometimes when he read The D.O. Is In Now. With a looming shortage of...
Artsy Masses of the World Unite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDPE6I31kDU
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Dirty Masses Section correspondent, was gulping down a pastrami sandwich when he read
Masterworks vs. the Masses. Visitors from all over are lining...
Cutting Corners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehc75bpqQMM
Marquel TPVs NY Times Topology Section correspondent, was waking up when he read Chinese Officials, Cutting Corners, Add 4 of Them to Running Track. ...
How to Succeed in Peace without Really Trying
Marquel TPVs NYTimes News That Somehow Didn't Fit Section correspondent was passing through Times Square the other day, shopping for some special flour that Mufi...
Rand Paul Finds His Special Purpose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJA6WRpvlg
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Fried Chicken Section correspondent, was sucking the marrow outta chicken bone when he read Rand Paul Stands Out in Courting Black Voters. The Kentucky...
My Sweet Walsh He’s So Fine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbb25i8HHDgMarquel, TPVs NY Times Correspondent was formatting his PhD thesis footnotes when he read Senator’s Thesis Turns Out to Be Remix of Others’ Works,...
The Gospel According to Bratton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ka4oKu1joMarquel, TPS NYTimes correspondent, was cleaning his guns when he read Death of a Man in Custody Adds Fuel to a Dispute Over Two...
Kerry for President
Marquel TPVs NYTimes Liability Section correspondent was building paper planes when he read Kerry Says Russia Trained Separatists to Use Antiaircraft Missiles. Secretary of State...
Home Sweet Home
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Blame Game Section correspondent, was learning Morse Code, got bored and read As Anger Rises Over Crash, Malaysian Government Is Reluctant...
Nothing Succeeds like Failure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz0AWtwdoAMarquel TPVs NYTimes Failure Section correspondent was interviewing Zero Mostel's offspring when he took a break to laugh and read The Benefits of Failing...
The NSA Breaks Merkel’s Enigma Code
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Selectric Section correspondent, was applying for trademark registration of his image, when he read Germany’s Defense Against the N.S.A.: Typewriters. A German politician...
Canadian Currency
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcbApUpmb5cMarquel, TPVs NYTimes Thank You Section correspondent, was catching up on Icelandic sleeping habits, when he caught a glimpse of his Icelandic bed fellow...
What Would Patton Do?
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Pathetic Armies Section correspondent, was playing with his toy soldiers screaming at them to stay in formation when Mufi asked him to...
