Hair the DNA Musical
Marquel, TPVs NYTimes Hair and Hair Style Correspondent, was doing his hair while reading the New York Times: DNA Analysis Exposes Flaws in an...
Ode to Reagan – the Bestest Republican Ever!
Marquel spent this entire Saturday occupied with reading older issues of the New York Times. He was smilingly reading this December 30, 1877 article, "The Power of...
Class and Tawdriness on the Internet. Where’s the News? It Ain’t Cheap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvSHj2-UqFIIt was expected to premiere at Cannes, but Abel Ferrara’s “Welcome to New York”, based on the sex scandals and legal battles of French...
More Hispanics Declaring Themselves White. Fewer Whites Switching to Black
Marquel, TPVs Times White correspondent was very pleased when he read in the New York Times that More Hispanics Declaring Themselves White. Racial identification on federal...
Iranians Arrested for ‘Happy’ Video Freed
Everybody who is anybody in Iran knows the Tehran Police Chief Hossein Sajedinia is a fan of Pharrell Williams. "Happy" is the policeman's iPhone ringtone....
Christian Colleges Grow in Numbers and Influence. Middle Ages Influence
Marquel, TPVs Times Horseshit correspondent, called the editorial board in disbelief asking if TPV would ever consider publishing something along the lines of The...
Credit Suisse To Launch Automated Tell-All Machines Across America
New York Times- "Credit Suisse has done what no other bank of its size and significance has done in over two decades: plead guilty...
Happy Graduation-You Owe $370K. But You Ski on Weekends.
Bernie Sanders of Vermont, may not have the best ideas to cut down the student loan debt. His suggestion to kids to take college...
U.S. Judiciary Emulates Egyptian Counterpart: Pay and You’ll be Entertained
Marquel, TPVs Times economic self-sufficiency correspondent was counting his 10 toes while reading the New York Times expose: Egypt Tells 3 They Must Pay to See Evidence....
Labs Include Neglected Variable: Females.
Marquel, TPVs Times female affairs correspond?ent congratulated his feminism when he read the entire NY Times article, Labs Are Told to Start Including a...
Hillary Is Better than Me, Says Former President Bill. Therefore [blank] Should Have a...
Hillary Is Better than Me, Says Former President Bill. Therefore, TPV wishes them a long long life on a beach somewhere.
Actually, former President Bill...
Alec Baldwin – Arrested For BWW – Biking the Wrong Way. In Manhattan
Marquel, TPVs Times Right Way correspondent is a busy man. Each morning he reads the New York Times the right way, sipping a double-espresso....
Guess Who Loves Their Andy? Mother MoMA and Dad Uniqlo
Andy Warhol was not a pretty face. Or what you'd call a pretty face. He was rather ugly looking.
He did some modeling, though. Usually...
Happy Mother’s Day From Michelle Obama
If you forgot to buy your mother (make it the woman next to you) something, and if you cannot decide whether you want to...
