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Berlusconi to the Rescue

Silvio Berlusconi, the singing crook turned politician, plans to save Italians from winter boredom and give them both a political wannabe and a virginal marriage.

The former bunga-bunga party maker plans to marry a former Italian television showgirl-turned-politician, Francesca Pascale, 27, who, according to her future 76-year-old husband, is

a girl who is beautiful on the outside, but even more beautiful on the inside.

Dear Italians, ThePotholeView wishes you a Merry Christmas and many more Berlusconi campaigns to come!