Cuomo and Attorney General Agree on Division of JPMorgan Funds. Each gets half.

Congressional Leaders Suggest Earlier Snowden Link to Russia. He drank borscht as a child and played with those dolls that fit into each other.

For Christie and MSNBC, a Messy Divorce Plays Out in Public View. He threatens to tie up the West Side Highway if he doesn’t get full custody of New Jersey.

Woman and 2 Daughters in Queens Are Found Stabbed to Death at Home along with husband holding bloody knife. Queens police stopping and frisking every citizen in massive manhunt for the killer.

Tijuana Airport Parking, Just Over the Border. Donkey shows on the planes.

Majority of New York Voters Say They Would Re-Elect Cuomo, Poll Finds. As long as he runs unopposed, most add.

Missionary Jailed in North Korea Asks U.S. to Help Free Him. Obama: “He has our full support, we’re praying for him.”

A Colossal Bridge Will Rise Across the Hudson. For tourists who want to drive to the top of the new, ugly, World Trade Center.

G.O.P. Advice for Christie: Pick a Better Team. One that won’t get caught.

In Ukraine Protests Over New Laws, Sticks and Stones Meet Tear Gas. Most casualties, however, are due to hate words.

Vatican acknowledges “no excuse” for child abuse; adds, “because there’s no need for one.”

Vogue treats Lena Durham as if it were ugly and fat. Jezebel protests. Feminists retaliate: “We stand by ugly …when published in Vogue.”

Denver Broncos Defeat the New England Patriots. “Zero to No Chance This Will Pave the Way to Middle East Peace:” John Kerry