In an extraordinary move, the White House is trying to address the teenage pregnancy issue. Their policy experts have come up with an amazing solution. Give the pregnant teenagers cake! Ooops! That’s a lie. The White House had nothing to say about food for the unfit, uneducated, jobless mothers. But then, The White House did not address health care, housing, education, nor the need for a steady income, either. Here is what the White House did say:
The White House is intent in solving the teenage pregnancy crisis. Policy experts have discovered that what keeps pregnant teenagers from a fulfilling life is #diapers. So, because low-income families spend twice as much on diapers every year compared to some wealthier families, the White House will install free internet in their soon-to-be evicted-from dwellings. That’s because low-income families don’t have internet access to order diapers in bulk online. Of course, they don’t have credit cards either, but that is something the next administration will have to fix.
Diapers – Baby Steps for a Baby Problem.
