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Failed New Jersey & New York bombing: NYPD Found the Reason

By Paris, and Boston standards the Chelsea bombing of Saturday night was a deplorable failure: 29 hurt and none dead. By New York standards, this past Sunday bombing in Elizabeth, New Jersey was an even worse failure: the device exploded when a bomb squad attempted to disarm it.

Now, these butchered acts trail news that ISIS is in disarray, which can only mean two things:

  1. either the Saudis are not giving any more money to ISIS because they fear Americans will sue them in American courts and all those nice Plaza Hotel suites will be taken away from the Saudi princes and princesses, who currently own them and be given to uncovered women with flowing long hair, or
  2. that growing a beard on a previously pig-like face is both bomb inducing and bomb repellent if your name has any Muslim resonance.

and  Ahmad Khan Rahami‘s does.

Or course, in addition to beard growing, travelling in cars branded “vehicles of interest” is usually a giveaway. But, NYPD is grateful for that choice of transportation: it helps finding the culprits easier than mass transportation would.

The only problem in solving these badly planned mass explosions is the residue of Tannerite, an explosive often used for target practice, and that is just confusing. According to a Harvard/Northeastern survey, while Americans own an estimated 265m firearms, and Ahmad could have been any of them, in fact 130m belong to just 3% of US adults –

super-owners who have an average of 17 guns each. So, is Ahmad a super-owner or a regular owner?

Only a survey of the US gun owners’ facial hair might help solve this problem. TPV wishes the CIA and the FBI good luck with that task.

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By DANA NEACSU: Failed New Jersey & New York bombing: NYPD Found the Reason

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