Finally, TPV can smell the sweet odor of success. We and a lonely White House intern and the few hundreds of TPV readers forced the Obama administration to retreat from its attempt to collect unusable data as if it were the KGB or even the Stasi.
Due to our jokes, there will be no waste of taxpayers money. The Boston bomber was apprehended despite the NSA data collection. Osama bin Laden was killed irrespective of the numerous phone calls his relatives made from the US to their Swiss bankers. The call for decency prevailed or just…nevermind.
Thank you Mr. President for thinking to stop the redundant and hilarious and leaving us in our dreary, mundane abyss of nothingness:
Hey dude, did you hear?
We can finally talk freely. No more NSA listening on us. We have the freedom to talk.
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