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Did God Ever Apologize to Adam for Eve? Trump Wonders

Our President is posing major questions:

“Did God Ever Apologize to Adam for Eve?” Trump wondered recently.

Then, he fell asleep and found himself pouting on his golden potty. So, he used Twitter. Again.

But perhaps the most comical tweet of the morning was this:

 Now, TPV does not like Billary. But we viscerally hate Trump. So, for the sake of nuance, let’s help Trump go and nap.
Mr. President, Billary never received any “answers”Donna Brazile passed along some topics that were discussed by audience members in a debate with Bernie Sanders. You are correct, Billary should have received the answers. Bernie’s. But she didn’t, and now we are stuck with you. 
Good night, Mr. President.

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By DANA NEACSU: Did God Ever Apologize to Adam for Eve? Trump Wonders