Hillary Is Better than Me, Says Former President Bill. Therefore, TPV wishes them a long long life on a beach somewhere.
Actually, former President Bill Clinton did not say that Hill was better than him. He said that he’s dumbfounded by Karl Rove’s claim that his wife, Hillary, suffered brain damage that she’s trying to keep from voters.
Hill is my wife and I spend more time with her than Karl does. So, how would Karl know something I don’t?
Asked to elaborate, President Bill added:
“First they say she was faking her concussion. Now they say she’s auditioning for a part on ‘The Walking Dead,'” he said, according to USA Today. “She is strong, she is doing great. As far as I can tell, she’s in better shape than I am.”
However, the former Ladies’ Man #1 had do concede that he did not spend too much time with Hill. So, as far as I can tell does not mean that much, it means only as far as any of us know. Unless you’re the NSA or Karl Rove.
“And to fixate on the blood clot that doctors found between her brain and skull,” Bill Clinton added, “is to fixate on the fact that she has some fat tissue inside her skull. .. But’s that is good news, because that fat tissue is the very substance brain is made of. So it is cruel to talk about that. She is 66-year-old, after all.”
With this remarkably obscure clarification the potential First Man retreated behind a red velvet curtain and soon giggles could be heard.
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