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Inexplicable Daily Events – The Best of Weiner via Borowitz

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—One day after his campaign manager quit, the mayoral candidate Anthony D. Weiner named his penis to the post, telling reporters, “He was already making most of the major decisions, anyway.”

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  1. NY Post

    Bill and Hillary Clinton are angry with efforts by mayoral hopeful Anthony Weiner and his campaign to compare his Internet sexcapades — and his wife Huma Abedin’s incredible forgiveness — to the Clintons’ notorious White House saga, The Post has learned.

    Former Secretary Clinton issued a statement :

    At least the old hound dog had the decency to have actual sex, with actual women, I mean tastes vary and all but when I put him out on Gore’s couch in the VP quarters, he knew why he was there.

    As for Huma’s, “loyalty” to Tony, don’t make me laugh, she’s waiting for her moment, he thinks he has it rough now, when she’s finished, he won’t know what hit him.

    She continued :

    When Huma and I were together, that was loyalty.

    Ms. Clinton went on to murmur “hot pants.”

    She declined further clarification.  

    Bill and Hillary Clinton are ‘livid’ at comparisons to Weiner’s sexcapades and Huma’s forgiveness

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