Marquel TPVs NYTimes Religion and War Section correspondent was getting ready to celebrate dinner with friends, when he read Talk in Synagogue of Israel and Gaza Goes From Debate to Wrath to Rage. Israel’s occupation of Arab lands and its standoff with the Palestinians have become so divisive that many rabbis say it is impossible to have a civil conversation about Israel in their synagogues. Marquel didn’t understand the story. Why did they want a civil conversation. It was Marquel’s understanding that synagogues weren’t like churches, all genteel and civil. There is even the old story of the one synagogue town where everybody was happy and got along. Until they built a second synagogue. Marquel enjoyed the thought of fractious synagogues. It means all’s right with the world. Now they want to become Quakers?
“Yes, we Jews are a fractious group but we’ve always agreed on Israel.” He said.
“That’s the problem. Some Jews can’t take talk of apartheid when it comes to Israel.” He said.
“Why of course. Quite often, in fact.” He asserted.
“Maybe because they all agree on him. They don’t believe in him.” He said.
“I could try. But I’m not sure it would make a difference.” He said.
“That would cost too much money. We’d need a building fund, people wouldn’t pay if the new one didn’t match their beliefs, all that.”
“Then it would be clear that one of my sermons was insincere ” he answered, obviously uncomfortable.
“If they drank too much I’m afraid it would get violent.” He said.
“Well that’s the funny thing. We’ve been brought up to argue and debate. It’s the cornerstone of Talmudic studies. I don’t know what’s failed. But Hail Mary’s seem going too far.” He said.
“We don’t take collections. It would just start a fight about annual dues.” He said. “That’s always the most contentious issue in the synagogue.”
“Now something along those lines has potential,” he said. “Thanks.”
“Do you think I can still ask, ‘What would Jesus do?’ I’ve always felt left out not being able to ask that.” He said.
“I think I’ll take it one step at a time.” He said.
Stupendous!
Loved it
Speecheless
Bravo, Marquel!
True Marquelism
Excellent!
Loved this:
“Do you think I can still ask, ‘What would Jesus do?’ I’ve always felt left out not being able to ask that.” He said.
“I guarantee it. You could even follow up with, ‘What would Allah do?’ ”
“I think I’ll take it one step at a time.” He said.
So true. “If they drank too much I’m afraid it would get violent.” He said.
We tried the same thing with recitals – having the reception at the beginning to put people in a good mood, no violence but impossible to get anyone to sit and listen.
This was very nice too:
“Start your sermons about dues. Mention doubling them. Increasing them. Whatever. Then switch to Israel and mention the misery there, and whatever you want to say about it. They’ll be so upset by the dues they won’t have any anger left for the Palestinians or the settlements.”
Works for the MTA, they threaten to stop service overnight and the 50 cent increase seems like a blessing.