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Obama Offers No Apologies for the Swap and TPV Does Not Need Them

guantanamoPresident Barack Obama said Thursday he

“absolutely makes no apologies” for seeking the release of Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl in a prisoner swap with the Taliban.

The president vigorously defended the exchange of 5 Taliban Guantanamo-trained worriers for our ballet trained sgt. The exchange had caused a furor in the United States and had dogged the president on his European trip to fine dining with 6 world leaders (none friend of Putin). The constitutional debate surely made the former ConLaw adjunct become less inclined to engage in any vigorous site-seeing.

“When it comes to getting soldiers back from a losing war,” Obama said, “We don’t condition whether we make the effort to get them back. We do it. Sometimes there is a glitch because there are no Guantanamo detainees ready for the swap.”

When asked to elaborate, the President said that being ready usually means having survived a dozen water-boarding events and a decade of 24 hour isolation. The problem is few can stand up and say their name after the Guantanamo training is finished.

So, that is why only 5 Talibanis were swapped for the dancing sgt.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Only 5 ready to swap, sounds like we need to go catch some more bad guys – NYP and Google have teamed up on an app that scans free pre-K application for hyphenated names, get ’em while they’re young! 

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