Despite Kremlin rumors that the meteorite which hit Russia was not a natural event but the result of a new weapon the United States tested over the Urals, our investigative reporters dug out the truth.
And it ain’t pretty.
In a desperate effort by Mr Putin to finally attract the great Gerard Depardieu to move to Russia, and forget Belgium fries, the Russian former PM pulled all his intelligence IOUs and the result was fantastic. Hours after Valentine Day, a July light brightened the Russian sky for a few hours in the shape of a heart. We called Mr Depardieu collect to see if he had any comments, but he refused to pick up.
Anyway, well done Mr. Putin!
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