Monday, FoxNews covered Bernie, and so did CNN. Once told.
Tuesday, the Guardian published
Bernie Sanders, the 74-year-old socialist Democrat from Vermont, whose rabble-rousing campaign has unexpectedly complicated Hillary Clinton’s path to the party’s nomination, strode to the podium and looked out.
The Times was happy to call Bernie “the white man from Brooklyn.”
At least ours is human, NYTimes. Can you say the same about your candidate?
Wednesday, April 13, more than 27,000 people came out for Bernie’s rally in New York City – it was HUGE. Bernie’s campaign said:
This is what a political revolution looks like. This is the momentum we need going into New York’s primary on Tuesday. Let’s make sure we win.
Bernie is not the name of a superpac, but #Hill-Billy is:
Thursday, April 12, Colbert, once TPV’s darling, sat down with the other candidate to the Democratic nomination for president, and taught her how to read jokes from a teleprompter miming any woman in her late 60s, safe Cher.
Friday, April 16, George and Amal Clooney played host for Clintonites who carry more change in their pockets than $2.70 and intend to keep it. Hill-Billy charming. SuperPAC charming.
Bernie met Pope Francis to talk about economic justice. Bernie charming.
Saturday, April 17, SNL had a lame Democratic Debate reenactment. Three actors. Two of them from Seinfeld. All endorsing Hill-Billy because she would let the world go to hell but keep money in the pockets of those who have it. Too bad she cannot give them some brain.
SNL, stop being lame! Be smart, but not smart with money. Smart with life. Everybody’s life.
Sunday, April 18, Prospect Park rocks for Bernie. New York charming. You can watch the livestream at this link.
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