Here, each hole starts one day and this is what fell through the martyrdom hole this past week:
On Saturday, January 3, the daughter of Zsa Zsa Gabor, and heiress to the Hilton Hotel empire and relative of Paris Hilton, reached martyrdom when she had to stop quarreling with her step father and take a crap…to never come back. She was relatively old.
On Sunday, January 4, vacations ended for public school students and wannabe martyrs.
On Monday, January 5, the American people began their Sisyphus martyrdom with the Republicans taking control of their future, or more precisely their lack of future.
On Tuesday, January 6, Sherif and Said had a martyrdom oedipal complex moment, but not having read Greek tragedies – the mosque they attended for elementary school did not allow it – they did not know how to deal with it. And they let the complex grow.
On Wednesday, January 7, twelve people of the best human caliber became unwilling martyrs because a few of the worst subhuman specimens decided to kill anybody located at a specific address. Think about selective neighborhoods.
On Thursday, January 8, Sherif and Said slept another night unwashed and dirty, while their mother suffered thinking at the martyrdom waiting for her when all the chaos her womb products caused would end.
Friday, January 9, 2015, Sherif and Said, the CharlieHebdo killers, ended negotiations with the French police because “martyrs kill and die,” don’t work or talk. Unfortunately for them, Allah did not accept their martyrdom,
Boys, I’m having fun with all my wives and children. I am a funny guy. Why do my followers love to suffer and inflict sufferance? Out. Get out.
Thank God there are only 7 days in the week.
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BY DANA NEACSU: TheWeekHoleView- The Holy Crap of Martyrdom
