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TheWeekholeView knocked out CNN. FAKE NEWS

Annie Lennox Commonwealth Day Observance service, Westminster Abbey, London, UK - 13 Mar 2017 (Rex Features via AP Images)

On Monday, June 26, four-time Grammy Award winner Annie Lennox reported she had been scouted by a Los Angeles radio station that thought she had “potential.”

In an email, a woman introduced herself as Kylie, stating she was the new music coordinator for the station that had over 100,000 listeners each month.

 “I came across your music on line and really like what I heard,” said the email. “I find artists who I think have potential and get them in rotation on our station. If you’d like, please send over the MP3 for your latest single. I’ll forward it to Glenn our programming director here at … to see if he’s interested in putting in rotation.”

The email goes on to say the station was connected to an artist development firm that could offer additional radio play with 150 radio stations worldwide.

“The best part is, if they really like your music, they’ll cover all the marketing expenses.”

Annie sighed. She should start googling herself more often, maybe it would force the link to the real Annie Lennox go up in the Google ranks.

On Tuesday, June 28, Mitch Mcconnell resolved to pull himself together and hold a press conference where he acknowledged he had been an asshole all his life, but being highly paid to be an asshole was worthwhile to him. Even his arranged second marriage was worth its price tag, too.

On Wednesday, June 28, Trump shat while addressing his posse, but it was caught in the XXLL depends he wears.

On Thursday, June 29, news broke out that Joe and Mika were blackmailed to end their distaste for Trump.

“There would be no National Enquirer blackmail if the two of you stopped saying nasty things about my father-in-law,” Jared indicated while eating a kosher bagel. 

On Friday, June 30,  a doctor, impatient with the healthcare system started shooting hid patients in a Bronx hospital. Fakish story. Just an unhinged ex- temporary doctor, whose licence, expired. Much like Trump, whose human licence has long expired, too.

On Saturday, July 1, Donald Trump, the unhinged man, the steward at the helm of the US Ship, “GOP’s America” posted this video on his twitter account.

https://youtu.be/hHvLtn2BhOk

On Sunday, July 2, 2017, @POTUS, the official Twitter account of the US President, posted the same video. All presidents on earth and beyond were able to realize that the job they were doing could be done by anybody, crazy or not, human or not. I’m getting ready to vote for the next canine president running opposite Trump. That is if we continue to engage in voting.

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By DANA NEACSU:TheWeekholeView knocked out CNN. FAKE NEWS

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